First some good news: my network is up! It turned out that a oneshot rc file that I need to get my WiFi card running wasn't launching, but now it is - and I have network. Since I did that, also the boot sequence has sped up significantly. Progress!
Double Commander is still crashing due to the pipe problem though, and my wallpapers are still missing.
My outputs:
[lijster@lijsterbes ~]$ 66 tree status -g
Name : global
Current : no
Enabled : yes
Allowed : lijster
Groups : user
Depends : \
└─None
Required by : \
└─None
Contents : \
└─None
[lijster@lijsterbes ~]$ sudo 66 tree status -g
Name : global
Current : no
Enabled : yes
Allowed : root
Groups : admin
Depends : \
└─None
Required by : \
└─session (Enabled)
Contents : \
├─dhcpcd-log (pid=946, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─dbus-log (pid=942, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─consolekit-log (pid=955, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─openntpd-log (pid=950, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─alsa-log (pid=953, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─rclite (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=global)
├─wpa_supplicant-log (pid=3020, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─dhcpcd (pid=968, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─dbus (pid=966, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─openntpd (pid=978, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─alsa (pid=976, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
├─wpa_supplicant (pid=3835, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
└─consolekit (pid=1005, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=global)
Name : boot-user
Current : no
Enabled : no
Allowed : root
Groups : admin
Depends : \
└─None
Required by : \
└─None
Contents : \
├─boot-user@lijster:mount-run@lijster (pid=unitialized, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot-user)
├─scandir@lijster (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=module, tree=session)
├─scandir@lijster:setenv@lijster (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=session)
├─scandir@lijster:svscan@lijster-log (pid=1064, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=session)
├─boot-user@lijster (pid=unitialized, state=Enabled, type=module, tree=boot-user)
└─scandir@lijster:svscan@lijster (pid=1086, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=session)
Name : boot
Current : no
Enabled : no
Allowed : root
Groups : boot
Depends : \
└─None
Required by : \
└─None
Contents : \
├─boot@system:system-hostname (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-run (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-tmp (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-proc (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-sysctl (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:udevd-log (pid=335, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-earlier@tty12 (pid=250, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=module, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:populate-run (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:populate-tmp (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-sys (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:populate-sys (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-dev (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-pts (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-shm (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:populate-dev (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-cgroups (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-branch (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-hwclock (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:modules-kernel (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-random (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:modules-system (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:udevd (pid=538, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:udevadm (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-fontnkey (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-fsck (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-fstab (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:system-branch (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-rw (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-time (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-loop (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-sethostname (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-tmpfiles (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-authfiles (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-swap (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:mount-netfs (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-dmesg (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:local-branch (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:runtime-branch (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:canopy (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty1 (pid=1119, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty2 (pid=1117, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty3 (pid=1127, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty4 (pid=1126, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty5 (pid=1125, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
├─boot@system:tty-rc@tty6 (pid=1120, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
└─boot@system:tty-rc@tty7 (pid=1123, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=boot)
Name : session
Current : no
Enabled : yes
Allowed : root
Groups : admin
Depends : \
└─global (Enabled)
Required by : \
└─None
Contents : \
├─scandir@lijster:setenv@lijster (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=oneshot, tree=session)
├─scandir@lijster:svscan@lijster-log (pid=1064, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=session)
├─scandir@lijster (pid=up, state=Enabled, type=module, tree=session)
└─scandir@lijster:svscan@lijster (pid=1086, state=Enabled, type=classic, tree=session)
I would like to thank you for your ceaseless attention to this awesome distro, and for helping clueless users like me.